Santa and His Wife Joke
Author: adult sms
Santa Biwi Se Chillate Hue: “Roj Roj Palak Ki Sabzi Khilati Ho, Main Tang Aa Gaya Hun.”
Wife: “Palak Mein Iron Hota Hai Ji.”
Santa: “To Kya Meri Gaand Se TMT Ka Sariya Nikalwaogi?“
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Boy Girl Adult SMS
Author: adult sms
Ladka Ladki Se Shayari Ke Andaaz Mein
Ladka: “Hum To Hai Jogi Kitne Mein Dogi?”
Ladki: “200 Rs Lungi Hil Hil Ke Dungi”
Ladka: “50 Rs Dunga Par Hil Mein Khud Lunga”
Ladki: “Hath Se Kam Chala Aur Apne 50 Rs Bhi Bacha
Adult Doctor Job
Author: adult sms
Jija Ney Sali Ki Mangi
Author: adult sms
Saali ne jhuk kar Jeeja k Paon chuay aur kaha,
“ASHIRVAD DO Jeeja ji”
Jeeja ne haath phair kar kaha!
Jeeti raho Saali
Aaj phir aapne BRA nahi pehni.
Kachhi or Bra – Jeeja Sali
Author: adult sms
Jeeja: Main Tumhare Liye Churian Laya Hoon.
Saali: Aap Hi Pehna Dijiye.
Jeeja: Oooo Teri Pehle Pata Hota Too Kachhi or Bra Le Aata…!
Sadhu Adult SMS
Author: adult sms
ek sadhu ek gali se ja rha tha ki ek bra uspe giri.
sadhu bola- wah prabhu teri leela.
aam koi chus rha aur chhilake humpe phenk rha hai.
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Hindi Adult SMS
Author: adult sms
why do woman like PEPSI?
Because
P=PLESE,
E=ENTER,
P=PANIS,
S=SLOWLY,
I=INSIDE.
Ye dil mange more! ! !
Boy Girl Adult Shayari
Author: adult sms
Boy: thumak thumak k chalti ho kya maar dalogi, thodi si de do kya achar dalogi.
Girl: thumak thumak k chalti hu meri chaal hi aisi hai,apni maa behen ki le le subki ek jaisi hai.
Boy: 100rs. Kmata hu 125rs.gawanta hu,teri jaisi ladki ko apne lund pe bithata hu.
Girl:100rs. Kmate ho 125rs. Gawate ho 25 rs. Kya apni maa behen chudwa k kamate ho.
Boy: main ladka hu gadwal ka, moot du to kuan khod du,tu kahe to teri maa chod do.
Girl: main ladki chinam cheen ki meri choot bani steel ki,isme naachey haathi ghode tu kya chodega behen k loude.
Boy Girl Adult SMS
Author: adult sms
Ladki sex karte hue ladke se boli ki tumhara to tumhare papa se bhi bada hai
Tabhi ladke ne jawab diya \”yehi tumhari mummy kahti hai\”