Bhajan Pura

Santa Banta SMS

Sir: What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Santa: Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE.

Santa: I think that girl is deaf..
Friend: How do u know?
Santa: I told I Love her, but she said her chappals are new.

Santa in airplane going 2 Bombay .. While its landing he shouted: " Bombay ... Bombay "
Air hostess said: "B silent."
Santa: "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"

Santa 2 police: sir, mujhe phone par dhamkiyan mil rahi hain.
Cop: kaun de raha hai dhamkiyan?
Santa: Telephone wale, kehte hain ki bill nahi pay karoge to kaat denge.

Santa: Miss, Do u called 2 my mobile?
Teacher: Me? No, why?
Santa: Yesterday I saw in my mobile- ?.....................................1 Miss Call".

After finishing MBBS Santa started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
"Torch is okay"..

Santa's wife on cell :: kaha ho, jaldi sey SMS karkey batou.. Santa replied her through SMS :: Mere mobile main SMS free nahin hain !!

Santa bahut tez car drive kar raha hota,
banta: kya baat hai yaar bahut tez chala rahe hoo.
Santa: break fail ho gaye hai, Accident hone se pahle ghar pauchna chahiye

Santa got a sms from his girl friend:
"I MISS YOU"
Santaji replied:
"I Mr YOU" !!.

Santa attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager: Do U know MS Office?
Santa: If U give me the address I will go there sir.

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